Okay then that's it. Summer is officially over. We had a nice run here for the last 4 days but you can't come back from this. No way anyone can enjoy a day at the beach knowing that there are giant monster fish out there trying to eat you.
This seabeast was spotted off Cape May in New Jersey and it's the third great white spotted just off the coast this summer already including one off Cape Cod and another in fucking Queens. QUEENS. If they made it to Queens you can bet your ass they are everywhere. I don't know if they ran out of seals where great white sharks are supposed to be normally, or if they just wanted to try something different, but they're here now. The why doesn't matter. I've seen shark week. I've seen Jaws. I know how this ends.
PS: Sorry about your chum bag bro. I know how close you guys were.
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