Took a bite out of a real nice looking cinnamon bun this morning. Totally prepared to let this pastry take my day to the next level, but what i didn't count on was a silent killer. The sneakiest food in the world. I'm talking about raisins. Fuck raisins.If you're one of those people who actually like raisins, let me tell you right now to stop reading, because this will not be pleasant. And hey while you're at it, go fuck yourself.
Raisins are dead grapes. They are the dead, dried up, disgusting version of one of the top five fruits in the world hands down. An argument could be made for top three. That being said, whose idea was it to continue to eat grapes at this stage? And who are the idiots who bought it? Dead apple? Gross. Rotten Tomato? No way. Dead dried up grapes? Put em in everything! That logic is lost on me..
Raisins consistently ruin the best foods in the world. Cinnamon bread, oatmeal cookies, cinnamon buns, bran cereal.. the list goes on and on. The only thing raisins managed not to ruin was my taste for the arts.
The California Raisins actually made R&B music super accessible to me as a toddler, and I will never forget that. If you don't know, educate yourself...
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