Fuck all this "let's just tie the Germans and move on to the next round" bullshit. Anyone who says that shit isn't really American. We don't tie in stuff. Remember how bad that tie felt last time? You woulda thought we lost. Everybody knows ties are like kissing your sister. And the only thing worse than kissing your sister, is if you have to kiss your sister and she's German. The only option is a win. Nobody wants to back into the next round with a loss, or have some conspiracy tie where everyone's in on it. That's pussy shit. I want a win, and I don't think I'm the only one. Right? Good.
PS: Disregard everything i just said. Just get to the next round whatever it takes. I think they just have to not lose by like 5. That's fine. Shoot for that. Sure maybe that's setting the bar low, but this is the only competitive sport I have since hockey is over. I cant stay awake during baseball. It's crazy. Why does this time of the year even exist? Call up the Germans. Let's make a deal. Sit on the ground for 90 minutes and have a picnic for all I care. 0-0 and we'll see you in the knockout round. USA! USA!
#beatgermany #tiegermany #losetogermany #whateverittakes
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