Spanish police say they are searching for a man who snapped a selfie during the running of the bulls in Pamplona, the Guardian reports.
The unidentified man was seen snapping a photo of himself with his phone during the tail end of Friday's run as two bulls were close behind. (via Yahoo)So this guy wins the whole thing right? I mean, there's no way you can crush running of the bulls any harder than this bro did by taking a selfie seconds before possibly getting speared in the kidneys by a bull. He's so nonchalant about it too. Not even looking at the phone to make sure he's in frame. He's gonna hashtag #nofilter and keep on running. Just surviving isn't even cool anymore after this dude. You have to take a selfie to even validate yourself running with bulls now. This is what technology is doing to society. From now on, if you don't take a selfie when you run with dangerous animals through the streets of Spain, you basically didn't even do it. Pics or it didn't happen. That's rule 1 bro.
And now the Spanish police are trying to find this guy and make him pay a fine. So weak. They say they can't have people promoting "daredevil behavior." No way. Can't blame this dude for being a badass. Know you're level. This shit's not for everyone. These cops are just jealous because this dude is gonna fuck all of their wives after this goes viral. Typical h8ers.
PS: What color did you always learn as a child not to wear around an angry bull? Red. Bull-running selfie guy in your fucking face.
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