Monday, July 14, 2014

Tom Brady Was Gisele's +1 for the World Cup Final


How about Gisele at the World Cup. Must be nice to be able to go to stuff with Tom Brady. She's pretty lucky she's with Tom Brady or she probably wouldn't do super cool things like this ever, right? Wrong.

(via Imgur)


Yea that's the official guest list for the World Cup final and Tom Brady is nowhere to be found. I guess a world famous model who is a 10 in any country in the world is a bigger deal than a passed-his-prime quarter back literally everywhere else but in America. How many soccer players do you think Gisele banged while they were there? Probably all of them right? Probably didn't even bother mentioning Tom to any of them because they wouldn't know who he is anyway.

I actually kinda feel a little bit bad for Brady though. Gotta be a tough spot to be in. Wayyyy out of his element at the World Cup. Gisele is from Brazil. She probably grew up dreaming about soccer players the way every disgusting Masshole chick dreams about Tom Brady. He never really had a chance. Probably just paced around outside their hotel room the whole time waiting for Gisele to let him back in. Rough life for Tom.



PS: Neymar got your girl bro.


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