Friday, July 11, 2014

Lebron Is Taking His Talents (Back) To Cleveland


Bang. Just like that, the "where will Lebron go?" saga ends, and the "return of the King" saga begins. Seriously though when it comes to being the worst person in the world, there's no one better than our boy Lebron. But you almost have to respect what he's doing here. Like the size balls you need to have to actually say "I'm coming home", when you're going back to a place that you basically bent over, fucked, and then didn't call, is crazy. Just massive brass balls.

I just don't understand how this deal gets done when Lebron and Dan Gilbert hate each other so much. Gilbert publicly eviscerated Lebron after he left the first time. Dude just straight up called him a pussy basically in a public letter to the fans. And Lebron has said publicly that he's still mad about that. So obviously this is just the world's biggest publicity stunt right? That's the only reasonable explanation. Both of these guys must realize that this is gonna suck but it's gonna be a media circus for obvious reasons and that makes it worth it. Right? I don't know, I can't keep up with this bullshit. I'm just glad there wasn't a TV special this time.


PS: #1 Google search in Cleveland right now has to be "how to un-burn a jersey?"

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