Boeing Deciding What to do With Planes That Fell Into A River, I'm Never Flying Again.

MISSOULA, Mont. (AP) — Boeing is deciding what to do with six newly manufactured commercial airplane bodies that fell off a train in a derailment in western Montana, including three that slid down a steep riverbank, a company spokeswoman said Monday. (via. Yahoo)

Not sure I completely understand what Boeing is doing here. What exactly do you mean "deciding what to do"? Like, is Boeing actually trying to tell me that there is an even 1% chance that I could be at 30,000 ft inside a plane that they fished out of a river in Montana after it fell off of a train and then down a mountain? Can't be that, right? That would be insane. I have two rules. I won't eat food if it falls on the floor, and I won't fly in planes if they fall off of trains and down mountains into rivers in Montana. That's it. I mean maybe some people like that kinda thing? But not me. No way. The only "deciding" Boeing should be doing is deciding which airplane garbage place these things are headed to.


PS: If they do end up slapping wings on these bad boys, you should at least have that on your ticket or something right? Like maybe you can chose to fly in the river planes for cheaper? Free WiFi on all planes pulled out of that river in Montana. That's probably a fair deal. I could live with that.